Excerpt From A Daily Conversation With Fanky

Fanky: That's kind of a good picture. Even though I have v-face and bearded chin. Jeebus, I showed up looking like that?

Ricki: You looked great.
I was hoping * no-name to protect the innocent * would come on Friday. I sent him an e-mail asking him if I scared him or if I queezed him and he said "what is a queeze?"
What is queeze . . . .

Fanky: It's when you fart from your hoo-ha...

Ricki: That is queef

Fanky: I know.
And queef always reminds me of Queen Latifa.
Bless her heart.