Pranksters

Anne and I have been up to some shanagins.

I am at Roxanna’s in Springtown pet-sitting. Roxanna’s boyfriend, Rick, lives down the road with his best friend Cecil. We are feeding their cats too, as they are all on a cruise together with Cecil’s girlfriend, Christina, and Roxanna’s sister.

Anne asked Rick 3 times if he would bring us some wood for the fireplace because he has a big woodpile out on his property. We got here the other day and there was none. Well, Anne was annoyed and she called Rick and he told us we knew where he lived and we could go get our own firewood.

When feeding the cats the other night at the bachelor pad, I went to use the restroom and I noticed 2 Playboy magazines and some bifocals by the toilet. Men.

So, Anne and I decided to play a joke on the men and we took their Playboys. We went to The Nasty Shop and purchased 2 copies of Playgirl, which after looking at them decided they are sooooo cheesy. We carefully took the covers off the each of the 4 magazines and perfectly stapled the Playgirls inside the Playboy covers. We will replace their magazines where we originally found them. So when they go to look at the well worn centerfold of Miss May they are going to get a surprise and a Post-It note reading:

“ We forgive you for not bringing over anything to help with the fire. We even brought you some wood instead.”

That’s right.