Tuesday Observations and Randomness

I know I can be harsh and brash sometimes, so if you don't like it, then don't read it.

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I have to figure out what I am making for Easter dinner.

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The seal hunt is on in Canada right now. This just breaks my heart. Such cruelty. I cannot imagine taking the life of something so innocent with no remorse at all. Now, there is hardly any ice where the females usually give birth, so they are having to have the babies in the sea and they are drowning. Should they make it to shore then they can look forward to getting their heads bashed in. I am now boycotting all things Canadian - a lot of good that will do since they don't really contribute all that much. They can go fuck themselves with their strong cigarettes and weak dollar for all I care.

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I saw Children of Men the other night. I don't know why all movies about the future have to look dark and grim. This one is no different, but it does have an interesting concept. And Clive is just all eye candy . . .

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I have a deep and serious love for the British male. They are just in a whole different league. The accent and the charm and the pride and James Bond and that unique sense of humor and Aston Martin and the love of pudding - hell, I am getting myself all worked up just listing it all. I am sure this can only be tragic for me, but I just unable to help myself.

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24 is not as good this season as previous seasons. I still cannot quit watching it, but I am somehow able to move around during the hour it is on. I couldn't do that before.

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Passover is in full swing now. I am glad I am not Jewish as their holidays seem to be a lot of work and not much fun. They have a lot of rules and they don't really celebrate as much as they have to focus on their ancestors and repent and I don't know what else. They eat lots of Matzo. I do have a huge appreciation for their heritage being carried down through so many thousands of years and they do know their history. They have some cool stuff too. Their bread rocks and makes good French Toast. They are a race that has been through some tough persecutions for sure. They are not the happiest of people. Bless their hearts.

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My room mate comes in tomorrow morning. He is coming from a 32 hour flight from Perth. I am excited to see him again and I can't wait to hear his stories of home and Phuket.

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The way these chicks up here talk just makes me want to jump from the roof sometimes. It is either that Long Island or New Jersey or Brooklyn accent or it sounds like it is coming from The Valley - something along the lines of Paris Hilton where they use the word LIKE a lot and the sound of their words goes up and down like a roller coaster. They also have the worst conversations as you cannot help but hear them. They are about as deep as as snake is tall while crawling on it's belly, if that. i.e. "I was just sooooo tired and I, like, can't be botherrrred." Neat, huh? I remember talking like that, but only when I was high and grasping for words.

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I can see myself with a backpack, hiking up the Himalayas or speaking Italian or French instructions to grape harvesters on my vineyard behind the chateau before I can can see myself with children. And I have Asthma and I speak atrocious French and no Italian whatsoever. Is that jacked up?

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Words I hate saying: mustard, moist, heinous - sounds like anus and I don't like that word either, tilapia, Dostoevsky, oxygen, oil, wild, panties, malnourished, tulip, squirrel, queer, shrimp, and Vladimir Putin.

Words I really like to say: insufferable, kindling, well hell, sprite, pecan, kitlin, moors, zesty, werewolf, idiot, Mississippi, historically, bonsoir, lily, mum, queezed, fire, Saxon, mop and words I make up on a daily basis.

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I am not as awful as I sound. I just don't like to sugarcoat anything.