Conversation with Ricki and Ricky (With Typos)

Ricki says:
whats going on'?

Ricky says:
i placed an ad on craigslist - trying to get someone to come pick up the abandoned chickens behind the house....

Ricky says:
and i bet i've had a hundred fucking emails

Ricky says:
crazy

Ricki says:
what?

Ricki says:
what chickens?

Ricki says:
what house?

Ricky says:
fucking shitty neighbors behind jacob's house moved out. they left their goddamn chickens....roosters. they start crowing every morning at 4am i've been sleepless for weeks

Ricky says:
dog catcher won't get them, i have to round them up

Ricki says:
bless their hearts

Ricky says:
so i placed a "come get them" ad on craigslist and i swear, every time my browser refreshes i've got 3 - 5 emails.

Ricki says:
wow

Ricky says:
apparently i need to wait till they roost, grab a sheet or a box, etc. i should have saved all the replies. people telling me to call out "chik chik chik" and everything

Ricki says:
thats funny

Ricky says:
one guy said shoot them in the eye with a bb gun or feed them antifreeze

Ricki says:
that's horrible - you are not gonna kill them are you?!?!?!

Ricky says:
no, but i've been chunkin rocks every morning and i accidentally hit one

Ricki says:
mungry

Ricky says:
for chicken

Ricki says:
i had a dream last night we were at Pappadeaux with Robert Dinero and Martin Scorsese

Ricki says:
and then the Commissioner came in

Ricki says:
me and you shared bread pussing

Ricki says:
pudding!

Ricki says:
PUDDING!

Ricky says:
i could use some pussing

Ricki says:
hush now

Ricki says:
I am trying not to laugh

Ricki says:
I sound like Mytley

Ricki says:
Muyley

Ricki says:
MUTLEY

Ricki says:
I have to go - I am choking

Ricki says:

The guy next to me is laughing like that guy from old Soul Train.