The Kentucky Derby, Date Bra, Cake and Ice Cream and Spider Bite(s)

I am fixing to go to the OTB (Off Track Betting) to place my bets for The Kentucky Derby. It is not fun for me to go there but I LOVE horse racing. It is filled with Greek men that stare at your tits and talk about you in a foreign language. Somebody always touches my hair. Sometimes they try to follow you home while asking if you are married and where your husband is. Once I lied and told him I was married. He asked what my husband did for a living and I proudly informed him my husband was an astronaut. He then asked me where he was and I told him he was waiting at home for me. In Bed. Nekkid. He quickly left and I was really looking forward to getting home that night as it truly was an Academy Award winning performance. The Queen is at Churchill Downs for the race. I am betting she doesn't have to put up with that bullshit.

I am only going to say this once. The Date Bra - NEVER fails.

I was dreaming of cake and ice cream last night so I am going to go home and bake one. I may make the ice cream too.

I think there is a spider in my bed. I have several bite marks. They don't hurt, but they are just weird. I have one on my cheek under my eye, one by The Girl, one on my knee and one on my hand.