Errands – Always an Adventure

Here is errand day for Ricki Saturday:

Go update Virgin Mobile Account

Go tan – my boobs are currently on fire

Go by Blockbuster – not a damn thing I want to see is in

Meet Clint for Breakfast at Igloo

Clint and I go to ABC – buy yet another pair of flip flops, 2 pairs of pants and a towel

Clint and I go in some tacky store for kicks – bless their hearts

Go to CVS – get refund for overcharged item, buy good smellin stuff, beg the lady at the counter to sell me a pack of ciggies since I don’t have my ID with me by telling her I am almost 40 – that is the first time I have ever verbally admitted that - she still wouldn't do it, that Bitch - bless her heart

Buy winning $171 Million Mega Millions lottery ticket for Tuesday

Buy Three Thieves and Red Truck wine for the week. More accurately, for tonite

Buy a Nina Simone, Massive Attack, Thievery Corporation, Willie Nelson and Chemical Brothers CDs

Fixin to go get my hair cut at Gente Chic – Anne and I call it Genitalia Chick due to the close proximity of the spelling, the way the Portuguese owners say it and the muscular nekkid chick swimming with a dolphin under a big moon on their business cards – bless their hearts

Go to Key F’ing Food and battle the Greeksters for my weekly food – when I am there, I am like a Spartan warrior – bless their hearts

Give the not so homeless but old lady sitting on the corner some money – bless HER heart

Get a pistachio gelato at the Italian bakery

Buy some Feta and Olive Oil at the Mediterranean place – have the old man cut my cheese

Check e-mail – Done

Go home:
Mop

Dust

Vacuum

Wash dishes by hand – dishwasher man has to come back yet again

Take nap

Rearrange room

Ultimate goal for the day – bathe 2 cats without going to the hospital this time

Now, would anyone in their right mind want to do errands with me?