Some Movies, Confused, Stow Away and Sinfully Delectable

Ok, I am going to talk some movies now. Harry Potter comes out next month and I cannot wait. I am actually more excited about the book release. Hopefully this year I can do what I did last time. While everyone is waiting at all the major book stores for midnight to strike, I can go to Eckerd and find some poor ‘this is my first job’ teenager to sell it to me at 10:00 the night before. I was well on my way to Chapter 6 before any one else even got to open the book.

Apocolypto – I have never seen such a not-feel-good movie in my entire life. I like a little violence or a lot depending on what the subject matter is, but this was ridiculous, not to mention, and I am not shitting you, i was terrified that the Mayans would rise again and go on a sacrificial spree for the sun to make up for lost time. It was unfortunately for me, unforgettable. I wish bootleg lady never sold it to me. I am thankful I didn’t see it at the theater and I could watch it in fast forward. It wasn’t like they were speaking in English or anything and trust me, you didn’t need to know what they were saying anyway.

Mr. Brooks – Kevin Costner is still a hot-ass-McGee. This movie is about a Man of The Year that is actually a serial killer that no one has ever been able to catch. I like movies where you are actually cheering on the bad guy.

Knocked Up – Not funny. Maybe it is just me. I didn’t like the 40 Year Old Virgin or Wedding Crashers either and everyone just raved about them. Probably my warped sense of humor.

Shrek 3 – Not as funny as Shrek 2.

Fight Club – If you haven’t seen this I can no longer associate myself with you. Sorry, but that’s just the way it is.

I think this weekend I am going to go see 1408. Maybe I will just get it from Bootleg Lady since Clint will be gone all weekend long. It is supposed to be scary and if I feel I have no commitment to stay or be a hero, then I will bolt if I am scared.

I saw a man on the train this morning with the biggest feet I have ever seen. Eyeing from his feet up my eyes came across his uncommonly small hands. I was/am so confused. Was it or wasn’t it? I could have asked but all men would say the same thing. That and I didn’t fell like appearing to be a common whore on my commute to work.

I am now looking at a cruise ship outside the window I am sitting by. I wonder how super-sleuthy I would have to be to sneak on. Being a travel expert, I know it is going to Bermuda. It just sounds so good right now.

Mungry and I am craving 2 things: 1. Krispy Kreme doughnuts. More sinful than the Diabolical Trio, Rice Krispy Treats, as Krispy Kremes are fried and melt in your mouth. Both of them spell their names with a K. And 2. A chopped beef sandwich from Angelo’s in Fort Worth. Bobby Flay named this the best BBQ joint in America. He is right and it for years won the Coldest Beer in Texas Award. Texas is big, y’all, so that is some pretty cold beer.