Bad Movies, Ouch! 5 Times, Clean Cats, Surprises, Pudding Dreams and GC
I got 5 movies this weekend and they all sucked. Year of the Dog was TERRIBLE, The Dog Problem was cute but could have been written by a daft 14 year-old, Cache was creepy and one scene completely floored me but it ended in a ridiculous manner and Apres Vous was no good and I could not even finish it. The worst was Perfect Stranger. Halle Berry overacted so much you would have thought she was in a Shakespearean Festival at The Globe. But do see Trudell – it is a pretty cool documentary.
I was so unbelievably off-balance this weekend.
1. I have this new shea oil gel that I use right after the shower. Well, I guess some got on my foot because when I stepped out of the shower I kind of slipped and proceeded to do the splits – the very very wrong way. I pulled a muscle in my butt and all I could do was fall forward on the wall and wait for about 3 minutes until I could feel my butt again. It was immense pain, but I could feel something.
2. I have been feeding Stray Cat this week and he will only eat off the top of the ledge which is about 10 feet tall. So he showed up and I got up to get the red stool. I filled up the bowl and climbed the stool and was setting the bowl down when I saw a firefly and then lost my balance, the bowl of food spilled onto my head and hit the ground, I was holding on to the wall while the stool fell over and then I managed a soft landing right on my ass. It turns out stray cat will come down to basement level to eat as he didn’t even wait until I left before he came down to eat the food I spilled.
3. Something happened to my foot and I cannot pop my toe.
4. I sitting on the floor in front of the 5 foot tall mirror drying my hair when the mirror toppled over and hit me right in the head. I fell back and just laid there blowing the hot air on my head to keep it from hurting. Unfortunately after a while it burned. I am fortunate the glass did not break.
5. See # 2 of the Dreams section.
I successfully vacuumed my cats this weekend. I just have to put the brush attachment on the end and start brushing them before I turn it on. Miracles, I say.
I did have a few nice surprises this weekend too, which I will not discuss today.
I made a 4 pound banana pudding last night. It was so good. But I think it gave me nightmares of all varieties last night.
1. I dreamed I was flying to Malaysia and I had vast amounts of Travel Anxiety whilst in the air and only 17 hours to go.
2. I woke up at 3:15 screaming my head off and I fell out of bed and I don’t know why.
3. I dreamed I met Ed Norton and he came to work with me. I told him I had something really important to tell him and when I opened my mouth, I burped. I woke up completely appalled and embarrassed.
And I have attached a scanned picture of the tacky-as-hell business card of Gente Chic, which we affectionately refer to as Genitalia Chick, bless their hearts. I certainly did not look like that after my haircut. And I do not even want to know what Corporal Treatment is.
I was so unbelievably off-balance this weekend.
1. I have this new shea oil gel that I use right after the shower. Well, I guess some got on my foot because when I stepped out of the shower I kind of slipped and proceeded to do the splits – the very very wrong way. I pulled a muscle in my butt and all I could do was fall forward on the wall and wait for about 3 minutes until I could feel my butt again. It was immense pain, but I could feel something.
2. I have been feeding Stray Cat this week and he will only eat off the top of the ledge which is about 10 feet tall. So he showed up and I got up to get the red stool. I filled up the bowl and climbed the stool and was setting the bowl down when I saw a firefly and then lost my balance, the bowl of food spilled onto my head and hit the ground, I was holding on to the wall while the stool fell over and then I managed a soft landing right on my ass. It turns out stray cat will come down to basement level to eat as he didn’t even wait until I left before he came down to eat the food I spilled.
3. Something happened to my foot and I cannot pop my toe.
4. I sitting on the floor in front of the 5 foot tall mirror drying my hair when the mirror toppled over and hit me right in the head. I fell back and just laid there blowing the hot air on my head to keep it from hurting. Unfortunately after a while it burned. I am fortunate the glass did not break.
5. See # 2 of the Dreams section.
I successfully vacuumed my cats this weekend. I just have to put the brush attachment on the end and start brushing them before I turn it on. Miracles, I say.
I did have a few nice surprises this weekend too, which I will not discuss today.
I made a 4 pound banana pudding last night. It was so good. But I think it gave me nightmares of all varieties last night.
1. I dreamed I was flying to Malaysia and I had vast amounts of Travel Anxiety whilst in the air and only 17 hours to go.
2. I woke up at 3:15 screaming my head off and I fell out of bed and I don’t know why.
3. I dreamed I met Ed Norton and he came to work with me. I told him I had something really important to tell him and when I opened my mouth, I burped. I woke up completely appalled and embarrassed.
And I have attached a scanned picture of the tacky-as-hell business card of Gente Chic, which we affectionately refer to as Genitalia Chick, bless their hearts. I certainly did not look like that after my haircut. And I do not even want to know what Corporal Treatment is.
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