Bad Girl Blog - Arrested Development, Reminiscing, Happy, NYC vs. TX, Grudges and Who I'd Do On 24

I am in a wierd mood today.

OK, say this out loud. Bob Loblaw Law
Now say it again really fast. When you quit laughing, go out and purchase Seasons 1, 2 & 3 of Arrested Development. It is brilliant and worth every penny.

I go back to work for MTV tomorrow and Friday. I have realized I have worked less than I have had days off this year. Yeah, I am Broke Bitch Mountain, but I am happy, so what do I care?

Speaking of happy, hey Fanky, do you remember that time I got real mad at you back in 1990 and we didn't talk for 4 months until we were at that party after my Prom and we found that 5 pound bag of weed? Yeah, it was old and dried up, but what did we care? We and about 200 other people were really really happy. That was the nicest thing Rodney's Mom ever gave me. I don't think she knows she gave it to me. She really didn't give it to me, Rodney did, but I am sure I would be in some sort of trouble for it anyway. Bless her heart. Bless MY heart.

Speaking of parties, people in New York City just don't know how to hang out and have a great party like they do down in The Great Lone Star State. I mean, it is OK, but everyone is a little uptight and hanging out takes some effort and you always have to be ON. I don't know. People that come over to my place seem to have a good time hanging out - no pressure, plenty of food and booze, good stories, some cats, plenty of laughter, a soft place to crash, etc. Maybe I am just homesick. Maybe I am just at ease with My People. I mean, I have People up here too, but it is different. I am fortunate I can find People pretty much anywhere I go. I found some People in France once, just for bit. It could be I am just hankering for a good party.


I was thinking of some of my prior jobs here. I have worked some really cool gigs with some really cool people. I have also worked with some real shits. I mean these were not fun for me and if it is not fun I pretty much have no intention of staying around. I know that is not real good, but let's face it; I am in my 30's and I am just not real eager anymore. I would be way ecstatic to work for myself someday. Anyway, I find the Executives at bigger Sports and Entertainment companies are way more laid back than anyone in the medical field. I realize that one is life and death and one entertainment. I mean Football can be life or death too, but not in the same sense. NYU Medical was pretty life or death especially since my first day there was 9/11 and I learned how to set up a triage center in the kitchen. The OTHER medical gig was not a life or death clinic and some of them were the miserable damn people I have ever had to be around. Like the night shift at the morgue by myself would produce more engaging conversation than some I have had there. The good people were great, but honestly, I would not piss on most of them if they were on fire. Oh, I am not totally heartless. I would walk to find a bum to piss on them as long as it was not more than 3 blocks, it would have to be going downtown and the bums would have to find their way to the fire. Damn. I am a little harsh. Sorry.

OK, on a lighter note and just for fun, here's is who I would do on 24:




Jack Bauer. I actually met Keifer when I worked at VH1. Nice guy, but much shorter and smaller than you would envision Jack to be. I'd still do him.




President Wayne Palmer. He is the Brutha on my list. He does have a heart condition so I may have to skip it for his benefit.





Bill Buchanan. The older man that is possibly the coolest bastard on the whole damn show.



Rick Schroeder. I loved him back when he was on Silver Spoons. But, he is a staunch Republican, so no. He did play my Mom's best friend's husband Calvin Graham on Too Young The Hero. Calvin joined the Navy when he was 14 and lied about his age at the time. He won a Purple Heart and did all kinds of courageous things only to be stripped of his medals and honors when they found out he was too young to actually be in the military. At his funeral, one of his buddies put a Purple Heart on his coffin. I bawled like a baby.




Julian Sands is so damn hot. On 24 he is dead. So I would have done him, but not so much anymore.






Milo Pressman. Good guy that looked like a bad guy. He is a dead too.




Vice President Noah Daniels. He is from Texas and he was in Tombstone. Just about 2 of my favorite damn things. Plus on 24, his wife died so he gets the sympathy F.



Morris O'Brien. He is not that hot, but he does pull off bald well. And that accent. God, that accent just melts me.