Shrek 3, Funnel Cake, Cool Bird, Surf and Driving With Wigwam

Shrek the Third comes out today. I went by McDonald's to get the Donkey and Puss In Boots glass before they are gone. That sounded like a commercial, didn't it? It is my new iced tea glass. The first time I saw Shrek someone had to about near beat me to do it. But it was so good! The 2nd one was even funnier. I swear they are not kids movies. Boot Leg Lady may have it tomorrow, but I think I want to see it on the big screen. Long gone are the days when I would chase her car down in the rain to obtain her wares. Bless her heart.

Speaking of kids movies, I have to tell you about the time Clint and I went to see Boogeyman, which is ridiculous in itself. Some of the AMC theatres here sell more than just popcorn and hot dogs. The one we went to on this night had funnel cake, deep fried, oh so soft and covered with powdered sugar. They make them fresh so you have to wait a few minutes if that is indeed what you ordered. Best to get it with the fried chicken too. That way you have a chance of having a heart attack if you think the movie will be bad and it will give you an excuse to leave. Anyway, we were splitting a funnel cake and we each got a Coke. Well, the day we went there were tons of kids present seeing I don't know what. So we ordered and they made the piping hot funnel cake and handed it to me while Clint was paying. I am short and when I reached up to get the cake off the counter it got too close to my face and I got powdered sugar up my nose. I sneezed on the funnel cake and a cloud of more sugar flew up in my face and it got in my eye. I then dropped the cake on the counter and covered my eyes and said "Oh God! Oh God! It burns! I can't see! Oh, it burns!" Well, apparently this other kid got funnel cake the same time we did and he looked at his cake and threw it on the counter and ran off crying and his mom went running after him. I had since recovered and so since he was as good as long gone, I took his funnel cake because mine had sneeze on it and then darted into my scary movie which I was sure he was not there for. I don't think many were there for that. Anyway, I love the shit out of funnel cake.

I was having coffee and no ciggy outside in the garden this morning and this really cool looking tan bird with a bright yellow chest and looked like he was wearing a black mask around his eyes came and sat on my chair with me and sang to me. He then sat on the roses and we hung out for a good 30 minutes. I am going to build a bird feeder now. I gave a bird feeder to someone once. He said it was the best gift he had ever received. Too bad I fucked that up by giving him a microwave for Christmas, which I wanted to get him falconry lessons, but it was an issue. How cool of a gift would that have been? I wish I didn't miss him. C'est la vie.

Whilst doing laundry I discovered Surf smells so damn good. I also like the smell of Cheer and Gain. No Tide. No, no, no, no.

I really wish I had a car today. I made a CD for Anne called Driving With Wigwam. I would love to drive to the mountains today blaring that CD. It is really more of a driving through the desert kind of CD, but I don't have much desert around here.