Throwing Food Again, Forrest Gump, VH1 Rock Honors, ZZZZZzzzzzs at Work, The Wizard of Oz & Courtesy Laughs

I have absolutely no aim when I throw stuff. Today I accidentally threw a bagel with cream cheese at a bum. I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I was aiming for the trash can and I mean I put some arm into it and I missed. There was a bum dozing on the other side of the can that I didn't see and it hit him. He jumped up and I was going "Oh God! I am sooooooo sorry! I didn't mean to! I would never do that! (He doesn't know I have intentionally thrown food at people before, so it is just a little white lie) Shit! I'm sorry!" Then he laughed and everything was OK.

I watched Forrest Gump again last night. Greatness. I always find a new part that is my favorite every time I watch it. Fanky is my favorite person to see this movie with.

Try to catch Rock Honors on VH1 this weekend. My friends from Save The Music hosted this show in Las Vegas and it is really good this year. They have performances by Alice In Chains, Nickelback and Queens of the Stone Age. This years honorees are Heart, Genesis, Ozzy Osbourne and ZZ Top. Talked to my people at VH1 and they said it was a great show!

I am at MTV today and I am the only one on this floor. I think I am going to sneak out and go see Shrek 3 and then come back at the end of the day.

Somebody in this department just loves The Wizard of Oz. That movie creeps me out so damn bad it is not even funny. It is right up there with The Shining and The Ring and TheExorcist for me. First of all, there are all those Willy Wonka-esque short people. Then there is the old man with the booming voice. Being carried away by a tornado would not be cool in the least. Oh! And the worst is the evil flying monkeys! How f'ing creepy is that?!?!?!

I feel bad for people that think they are funny and they are not. I have a really good courtesy laugh though. I should have been an actress. I swear I could win academy awards left and right. The picture you see is of all the awards I would have won by now had I started when I was 4. No. It was an exhibit in NYC and you can see where I work outside the window there.