Super Skinnies, The Tabooest Comment Ever, Smells and Memories, My Plan & Pizza

OK. I had this boss that is super skinny. So skinny that I was afraid to walk down the street with her for fear she would blow away from air caused by the cars driving by. She was always lecturing everyone on health. I used to feel kind of unhealthy for having a Dr. Pepper and a ciggy for breakfast. That was untilI heard this chick has a cup of warm water for breakfast. I am sure on days she splurges she may add an ice cube to it. Yeah, I wasn't kidding.

I was laughing earlier at something one of my close friends said to this guy after meaningless sex. He is one of those annoying guys that you have to keep in thier place as they will run over you the first chance they get. This particular guy is one of those that believes if you think something that is not along the lines of what he thinks, he just brands you as being flat out stupid. He is a real prick but it still floors me that she asked him "What's up with your dick, Man?" I think he had a little problem. . .

Sometimes I will come across a smell that ignites a memory from long ago. When I try to express this to people, they find it to be weird. For instance, I was walking through a hall in this building and I blurted out "It smells like Kindergarten" and the person I was with just could not fathom what I was saying. There was no other way to describe it. I have used this expression to descibe other events and places like Halloween 1975, Six Flags, Paris Bus Stop, Howdy Dance and Football.

I have a new plan. If, or when it works, I will blog all about it.

The pizza in New York is so damn good. Before I leave this place, I am going to figure out how to make it. I think maybe fire is the key.